Don't let the bugs bite..

So tonight I put the boys to bed, and after prayers were said, and all philosophical random questions were answered, I started to close their door and say my final goodnight.  To which I heard

"Dream of bugs biting"

I said, you must mean "Don't let the bed bugs bite"
(which is what we always said as kids, and is quite gross when you think about it's true meaning.)

And they said in unison "No, dream of bugs, but don't let them pop your balloon"

"Balloon??", I said

"Your dream balloon (cloud), don't let them pop it when they bite"

I'm not sure where they come up with this stuff, but they were quite pleased with themselves, and I enjoyed a good laugh.

Goodnight my sweet boys, and dream of bugs biting!!